- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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