Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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