Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

the midget went to the midget store

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Guess what? Bananas

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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