What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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