- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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