Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Hail Heetluh

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

President Donald Trump

Shea's sty....

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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