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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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XD Jackass.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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