fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Abortion.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Women's rights.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Anti Joke

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