- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Whats the defination of cruelty

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

yolo your orange looks orange

this website even though its hilarious.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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