What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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