- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??