- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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