What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Haha, I get it..

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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