- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

justin littleton being sucessful

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Women's rights.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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