what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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