Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Justin beiber..

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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