- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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