Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

i killed my family

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

AIDS

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Womens basketball

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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