- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my whole life!

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Jebron Lames.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

flavin's head

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

charlie sheen

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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