- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

whats up and also down? your mum

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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