Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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