What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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i have a christmas tree.

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