Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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david what a baghead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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