- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

National security?

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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