- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

How do you end a sentence

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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