- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

National security?

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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