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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Neither did she.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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