- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

a black man did not eat chicken.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

why are black people so fast? because there black

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