What the hell are you doing?

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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