What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Jack Stevens

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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