- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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