What did the man with no head say to the women?

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do u call a cripple Biv

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

This statement is false.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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