if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Committing Suicide #YOLO

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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