- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

where do some birds live in? Earth

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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