- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

No!

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

hi joshua

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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