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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Yo Mama just died.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Tommy got neutered.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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