- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

i like men but im not gay

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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