whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Ron Paul for President!

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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