- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

-knock knock! -doors open

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Tommy got neutered.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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