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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

you gay?

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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