A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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