- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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