Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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im gay

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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