Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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... Chan chan

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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