Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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