- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Long joke Your such a downey

i am writing this because i felt like it.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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