- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

wanna hear a joke womens rights

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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