Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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