- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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