Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Knock knock *open*

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

SEX

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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