Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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CFL

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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CHORGLUND

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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