Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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A black student graduated High School

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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