- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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