What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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