- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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