- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Basically copying you.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

So a baby seal walks into a club...

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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