Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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