- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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