Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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u suck

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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