Sex education in Texas.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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