- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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