- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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