what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Terry has ebola

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

whats brown and booky a book.

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