So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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