- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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