what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Daniel is a fag

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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