Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Logan's gay

Jack Stevens

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What's blue? The sky.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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