- Anti Joke

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

gingers

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.