a. why? b. because

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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1+1=2

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Tilt your screen back

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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