a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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just in time?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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