A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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