They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

what do gay people eat?? food

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

You know whats funny Aids

I literally died laughing

Sam Hengal.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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