- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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